| | FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAV!!!
What is up with rappers wanting their teeth to be covered in jewelry (pronounced "jury")?
Talk about people with too much money and time on their hands. And
people who don't have their priorities straight. "Yeah, I've got all
this money, and could either make my smile bright or make my
smile BRIGHT.
Let me cover the teeth up with some gold. I'm sure, the ladies will
like that." It's like the kid in the movie Big Daddy who covers up the
spilt milk (or vomit, I can't remember which) with newspapers.
I think straight, white, clean teeth are much more appealing (as I
would hope most women would). But if it's that serious, then ask your
orthodontist about some platinum braces, or something. Then at least
you can look "blinged out" while you are helping your physical
appreance.
Little kids look up to these people. Now kids are going to stop
brushing their teeth and start saving their money so they can cover
that mess up.
Is this really what you guys are going for?
If that's not hot, I don't know what is. Oh baby.
Next rappers are going to come out with diamond studded nose plugs or
glasses where the lenses are replaced with solid platinum covered in
Swarovski crystals.
Although I can't hate on Nelly too bad because he is helping out the
po-po with this one: Rob a jewelry store and tell them make me a grill.
Now THAT is a smooooth criminal.
Yea, go into a jewelry store and yell:
"This is a stick up. Make me a grill."
"Ok, sir. We are going to need to take a mold of your teeth. It will
only take an hour to set, and then we can start designing your teeth
plate."
"Ok, I'll be back in four hours. But don't call the police or anything."
Later that day (if the fool hasn't already gotten arrested)...
"Well officer, he did manage to get away, but luckily we have a complete set of dental records."
Priceless stuff, people.
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