| | Here are a few priceless gems from John Legend:
"Maybe, it's me, maybe I bore you. No no, it's my fault, cuz I can't afford you."
Now this I don't have a problem with. So far, as Kanye says "I aint
saying she's a gold digger, but she aint messing with no
broke...people."
"... I realized that I just don't love you. Not like I used to."
OH! I get it now. I see how it is. You are just trying to get out
of this relationship looking like the victim. "Oh, waa waa, she takes
all my money and doesn't appreciate me." When the truth is you just
don't love her. What a cop out! He needs to stop frontin' and just tell
her that she doesn't butter your buscuit anymore. Triflin'.
"Maybe I should rob somebody, so we could live like Whitney and Bobby"
You mean like criminals? Because, yes, it is my dream for me to keep
coming back to you even though you beat me so that I can get some good
crack. Oh, my Prince Charming.
...John Legend must have some really low standards.
"You can't tell me I don't love you, just because I cheated on you."
Yes, actually that is exactly what I can tell you. What do you mean you
cheated on me but you still love me? I am so stupid, I thought that
when you loved somebody you were faithful to them. My bad. (I think he
and Usher must have the same shady crackdealer, Whitney too, for
that matter.)
Hmmm, maybe you mean that your love for me is more like a your love for
a fine cuban cigar or a second cousin that comes to visit a lot, except
we have sex. (Hopefully there is an "except" in there.) Well, I suppose
I can live with that...
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